MYTH: Sarah Palin is qualified to be VP

Okay so here’s the deal. John McCain, if he is elected (i’ll kill myself if he is), will die in office. No one will kill him except for the icy hand of death. When I look at the man I think “this man is about to fucking die!” That said, that leaves Palin, the hateful bitch, in the office as president. A small town Alaskan mayor is going to be running the entire United States of America. Every bill, every decision, every crucial thing that is going to affect the lives of you, me, and everyone around us will be decided by an Alaskan Hockey Mom. That’s where a rational person would think “Hmm…that’s kind of fucked up. Let’s let her run for congress, get some experience and then maybe we’ll think about it.” Until then lets get someone in there who a). isn’t going to pass away in the next couple years, b) isn’t a crazy, uptight bitch, or c) is Barack Obama. Barack Obama needs to be president of this country, people. He’s the only person who can do the job, and do it effectively, and make this country a great place again and changed how the rest of the world views us. Now you can argue about that all day, but we aren’t here to talk about Obama. I’m here to tell you why Sarah Palin in unqualified and should just go back to Alaska for now.

(1) She is the governor of a very small state — a state of little over 600,000 people.
(2) She has been governor for under two years. Even though she took out some scum that was in office there, she has yet to experience the super-scum in Washington.
(3) She has NEVER expressed an opinion on major domestic issues and has never said anything about foreign policy aside from a couple contradictory statements on Iraq (calling it first “a mission from God” but later calling for an exit strategy).
(4)She does not respect or acknowledge the rights of homosexuals, atheist & agnostic communities, and other minorities.
(5)She believes in creationism. Really. The world is 6,000 years old in her eyes.
(6)She does not promote advances in science and technology.
(7)No foreign policy experience,
(8)She contradicts herself in every unthoughtful speech gives.
(9)She has 5 kids–she needs to focus on them and not have them raised by some stranger.
(10)She does not promote green technology and wants to deepen our dependency on oil
(11)She is trying to keep polar bears off the endangered species list (despite them obviously in danger) so she can still drill for oil in Alaska in areas that would protect them.
(12)She is incapable of listening to anyone who doesn’t share her point of view (signs of a BAD president). She has created enemies on both the left and the right.
(13)Alaska is a completely different world than the rest of America. Ask anyone who has lived there. She obviously has had no experience with “real world” issues.

Here’s some shitty words she said:
Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown.
And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.

This is obviously an attack on Barack Obama’s time as a community organizer. It’s such a shame that Obama would waste his time keeping children away from crime and drugs. It’s a shame he fought to change faulty programs and make a small part of the world a better place. What a prick! How could he do such a thing. Fuck you Sarah Palin. Want to see what a community organizer does? Go here.It’s kind of like being president, so maybe Palin should try it out sometime. It’s called real-world experience, you bitch.

* I pledge to all Americans that I will carry myself in this spirit as vice president of the United States. This was the spirit that brought me to the governor’s office, when I took on the old politics as usual in Juneau … when I stood up to the special interests, the lobbyists, big oil companies, and the good ol’ boys network.

Yeah she’ll stand up for Americans as long as you believe in pro-life, hate science, are not gay, believe in the same god, hate the middle east, and are rich and white. Yeah, she’ll support the hell out of you if you meet that criteria. It’s called self interest.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about Sarah Palin. Don’t elect her. Shes a gimmick, and John McCain is just another Bush waiting to die.

P.S. If you are one of those assholes voting for her solely based on the fact that she is a woman or because she is attractive you need to have your voting rights shoved up your ass.


One Response to “MYTH: Sarah Palin is qualified to be VP”

  1. LULZ.. hope your enjoying Obama as president just like you wanted, just look at all that CHANGE you’ve gotten.. a continuation of bush’s policies and more rape of your constitution.. hahahahahah, but seriously McCain would have been worse..

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